One Huge Lesson in Humility.

Cupcake with frosting, 1 cupcake—250 kcal.

Kilocal. Quant.
Breakfast
Oct 20 '13 @ 8:23 AM

Birth­day party.

'' 360
2/3
'' 250 1
Dinner
Sep 17 '13 @ 10:00 PM
'' 360
2/3
'' 150 1
'' 250 1
'' 5 6
'' 46
1/8
Snack
Aug 31 '13 @ 2:28 PM

Went to a kid’s birth­day party. Had a cup­cake and a hand of

'' 140
2/3
'' 250 1
Snack
Oct 21 '12 @ 7:05 PM

A first birth­day party. I did pretty well, actually. Kept the twins busy and didn’t stuff my mouth.

'' 532
1/20
'' 15 3
'' 250 1
'' 50
1/2
Lunch
Jan 30 '12 @ 1:00 PM

And also dinner.

'' 353
2/3
'' 79 1
'' 100
6/5
'' 250 1
'' 80 3
'' 90 4
'' 279 1
'' 205 1
'' 132 2
Dinner
Jan 11 '10 @ 4:50 PM

At a big wed­ding in the Crane­way Pa­vil­ion in Richmond, CA. All sorts of misc. wed­ding treats adjoined.

'' 100 8
'' 200 2
'' 250 3
'' 167 2
'' 50 3
'' 24 24
Snack
Aug 11 '09 @ 5:49 PM

A friend at the of­fice handed me a box with a cup­cake within. “Happy birthday,” said the box. And then in par­en­theses was written: “(it is little like a kitten).”

I de­term­ined to split the cupcake; found someone; split it. Ate my half; ate the frost­ing first.

Six weeks without frosting, see. FROSTING. Holy shit, holy shit. FROSTING. Didn’t even taste it; put my tongue on it and my eyes began to rattle like dice in a cup.

The meat of the cup­cake al­most an afterthought.

Eating it I thought: No wonder.

'' 250
1/2