One Huge Lesson in Humility.

Chips, All! Natural! Pop! Chips! 0.8 oz. Bag!—100 kcal.

Kilocal. Quant.
Snack
Nov 06 '17 @ 4:23 PM
'' 110 1
'' 80 1
'' 100 1
Snack
Jan 13 '14 @ 5:03 PM
'' 96 2
'' 100
13/10
'' 108 2
Snack
Nov 13 '13 @ 4:43 AM

See, this is the spot where I went wrong. The carob-covered peanuts. Sneaking. The pro­cess was, I got off the train and walked past the nat­ur­al foods store and thought, well, let’s go in there. Then I walked over to the of­fice and sat down and god knows how many carobs-covered pea­nuts I ate. I mean, I bought the small container. But it sort of goes like, oh hey, I’ll just have a few. And then I’m at about halfway through the box and I go, well, fuck it. I’m not going to save those for later. I’m going to have them right now. I’m not even en­joy­ing it now. I mean these are sugar-free carob-covered peanuts. They are more of a di­gest­ive aid than a de­li­cious candy. But fuck it, we’re going to town. I ac­tu­ally had this mo­ment where I looked at say the last of the ten of the pea­nuts and thought, well, we’re al­most done. I can see the po­s­i­tion of each carob-covered pea­nut in the fuck­ing box. I have com­plete aware­ness and am totally cap­able of per­ceiv­ing every step of what I’m doing but the hand keeps reach­ing out, the mouth keeps chewing.

'' 100 1
'' 158 4
Lunch
Nov 02 '13 @ 12:00 PM
'' 320
2/3
'' 100
3/2
'' 450 1
Lunch
Jul 13 '13 @ 12:54 PM

I keep tast­ing the kids’ stuff as I am cooking, and it adds up.

'' 100 3
'' 100 1
'' 560 1
Lunch
Jul 07 '13 @ 12:16 PM
'' 100 1
'' 500 1
Lunch
Jun 08 '13 @ 12:00 PM
'' 100 1
'' 750
1/2
'' 0 20
Lunch
May 27 '13 @ 12:00 PM
'' 100 2
'' 900
1/2
Lunch
May 26 '13 @ 12:00 PM
'' 100 2
'' 450 1
Lunch
Apr 21 '13 @ 12:31 PM
'' 100
3/2
'' 900
1/2
Dinner
Dec 27 '12 @ 11:47 PM
'' 100 1
'' 180
1/2
'' 100
6/5
'' 88 1
'' 20 8
Lunch
Jan 30 '12 @ 1:00 PM

And also dinner.

'' 353
2/3
'' 79 1
'' 100
6/5
'' 250 1
'' 80 3
'' 90 4
'' 279 1
'' 205 1
'' 132 2
Lunch
Aug 02 '10 @ 1:14 PM

The suit a dis­ap­point­ment as such things al­ways are. Some awk­ward­ness at the tailor’s—someone had just quit.

'' 100 1
'' 550 1
'' 0 1
Lunch
Mar 01 '10 @ 3:52 PM
'' 90 1
'' 100 1
'' 80 1
'' 167 1
'' 152 1
'' 0 33
Lunch
Jan 21 '10 @ 4:13 PM
'' 90 1
'' 100 1
'' 80 3
'' 167 1
'' 34 1
'' 68 5
Snack
Dec 14 '09 @ 11:02 PM
'' 100 1
Snack
Oct 31 '09 @ 3:43 PM
'' 100 3
'' 10 8
Dinner
Oct 14 '09 @ 7:39 PM
'' 59 3
'' 100 1
'' 23 6
'' 0 20
'' 29 9
Snack
Oct 04 '09 @ 5:03 PM
'' 90 1
'' 100
7/2
'' 0 33
Dinner
Sep 27 '09 @ 8:45 PM
'' 100 1
'' 140 1
'' 500 1
Snack
Sep 27 '09 @ 4:07 PM

The packaging, while re­fer­ring end­lessly to pir­at­ic­al booty, glosses over sodomy, fo­cus­ing in­stead on the fact that what is con­tained with­in is air-popped corn sprayed by a syn­thet­ic fla­vor hose.

'' 100 1
'' 130 1
Dinner
Sep 18 '09 @ 11:49 PM
'' 110 2
'' 12 12
'' 100 3
'' 130 2
Snack
Aug 04 '09 @ 5:23 PM
'' 90 1
'' 100 1
'' 0 20
Lunch
Jul 08 '09 @ 12:50 PM

Oh dear God I am hungry.

'' 100 1
'' 50 1
'' 55 2
'' 30 1
'' 29 2