Anticipated Questions.

Who are you?

My name is Paul Ford. I live in Brooklyn, New York.

How do I pronounce “ohlih”?

Around the house we say “oh-lee.”

Can I see a photo?

There are pictures of me out there.

Why should I read this?

For personal enrichment, or as a warning.

You need to cut out more fat/alcohol/carbohydrates.

I know.

I have something very important to tell you.

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