Who are you?
My name is Paul Ford. I live in Brooklyn, New York.
How do I pronounce “ohlih”?
Around the house we say “oh-lee.”
Can I see a photo?
There are pictures of me out there.
Why should I read this?
For personal enrichment, or as a warning.
You need to cut out more fat/alcohol/carbohydrates.
I have something very important to tell you.
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